Dad, Can You.....

Joke ID#6198
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Rating (2.41)
Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By boodler
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Little Johnny was doing his homework, and it was some sort of code where you had to fill in which letter is which, i.e. the letter a = 1, b = 2, d = 4, etc. He got to one that he didn't know which number it was, and he decided to ask his father, who was sitting on the couch next to him.

Little Johnny said, "Hey dad, can you tell me what the 25th letter of the alphabet is?"

The dad answered, "Y."

Little Johnny said, "Because I wanna know. Gosh, do you know it or not?"

The dad said, "Y, son!"

Little Johnny said, "Because I wanna know, and if you want to deny it again, then you are more of a *&^%ing *&^%$ than a ^&*# on a %$#@!

The dad took this hard, and said meekly, "It's the letter 'y', son."

Little Johnny said, "Oh, thank you, dad. So I guess this would be a bad time to ask for a raise for my allowance, eh?"

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