Gettin' A Tan

Joke ID#6134
Funny (3.32)
Rating (2.04)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By imlaughin
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This is a true story:

A rather well-proportioned secretary, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, she decided that no one could see her wayyy up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her
stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

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Posted by rocklover5592 May 20, 2005

that was hilarious that should be a blonde joke chase

Comment score: 4  

Posted by changegurl May 31, 2005

that's by far one of the best Jokes I've read. I actually laughed out Loud. Thanx's .

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bigSWAFF_69_ Jun 01, 2005

good1, but one question... how is it a "at work" joke?

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 04, 2005

she was a secretary on vacation, yea, it should've been in the other/misc category, oh well...

Comment score: 4  

Posted by stacy Jun 08, 2005

It is really funny.

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 11, 2005

thats funny cuz i got caught doing that in my backyard onetime

Comment score: 3  

Posted by funnydude Jun 17, 2005

yeah, that was pretty funny!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by hockychic Jul 17, 2005

omg hilarious! nice one

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Posted by jedichick1 Aug 08, 2005

best joke so far..absolute fav!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kittygirl126 Aug 22, 2005

OMG!! That was frickin hilarious! Great job!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by buttons Sep 15, 2005

juggleboy502 does it again. Nice job

Comment score: 3  

Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 22, 2006

OMG the neighbors could here me laughing while i was reading this joke!!

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Posted by xJOKERx Apr 07, 2009

lol that was funny

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