Prison


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Joke ID#6117
Funny (2.22)
Rating (2.46)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byhottie69
Corrected By boodler
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin, and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison."

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey, the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes, but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, he YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence, OKAY?"



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Posted by pebbles9608 Oct 23, 2005

sounds like someone I know haha

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 24, 2005

SINCE WHEN IS MARRIAGE NOT A LIFE SENTECE??

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