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Submitted Bydemonic_spirit
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Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed, stealing things. I phoned the police but was told nobody was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up.

A minute later, I phoned again. "Hello" I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to worry now because I shot them."

Within minutes, there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said, "I thought you said you shot them." To which I replied, "I thought you said there was no one available."




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Posted by deadman Jun 07, 2005

liked it a lot,unexpected ending.But true to life, been there.thanx gtm

Comment score: 3  

Posted by darthforman Jun 07, 2005

Nice one!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Jun 07, 2005

good one!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by SexyChic Jun 08, 2005

Omigod! That was wonderful! It had me laughing out loud. This one is going into my favourites.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 13, 2005

That was great and it actually happens alot

Comment score: 3  

Posted by violasrule Feb 06, 2006

Heard this one before...Oh well still funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bballrox2123 Apr 23, 2006

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the way, like the new layout

Comment score: 4  

Posted by leosgrl Jun 08, 2006

I really liked that one. It sounds like a typical cop. Very funny!!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Math_freak Jul 03, 2006

that was a good joke.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by timmycool Jul 11, 2006

too true

Comment score: 4  

Posted by timmycool Jul 11, 2006

too true

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Anjhelprayer Jul 27, 2006

Good one going to my Fav's

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Posted by SweetTooth1479 Oct 14, 2006

sooooooooo funny

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Posted by Giggles Feb 16, 2007

very funny!!!! LOL!!!

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Posted by Stupidenator Jun 08, 2007

hah!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by rac76 Jun 09, 2008

This is a great joke. :-)

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