Memory Loss

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Once there was an old couple who went to the doctor for their checkup. They were told that nothing was physically wrong with them, but that they were both suffering from memory loss, and may want to start writing things down.
That night when the couple is at home watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
"Where are you going?" the curious wife asks.
"To the kitchen."
"Okay. Can you get me something while you're in there?"
"Sure. What?"
"I'd like some ice cream please."
The man starts to walk into the kitchen. The wife asks, "Shouldn't you write it down?"
"Nah. I don't need to. You want ice cream. I can remember that."
"Wait. I just remembered. I want strawberries on it too. Shouldn't you write it down? I'm not sure you can remember all of that."
"I told you, I've got it. So you want ice cream with strawberries on top?
"Yes. And oh! I'd like some whipped cream too if we have some. Are you sure you don't want to write that down?"
The husband is irritated now. "Yes! You want ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream! Geez!" He walks off into the kitchen muttering to himself.
Twenty minutes later, the husband comes out of the kitchen with a plate of bacon and eggs, which he places in front of her. She just kind of stares at it for a minute, then looks up at him. "Where's my toast?"

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Posted by prettypinkbabygr May 01, 2005


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Posted by buttons May 03, 2005


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Posted by bird_luver May 21, 2005

sounds like me!! and im young, which is sad love it

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Posted by monkeygirl May 27, 2005

Nice one!

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 13, 2005

that was funny but kinda sad at the same time

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Posted by shimmermaid Jul 03, 2005

Great one! Unfortunately too true

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Posted by zemoxian Nov 18, 2005

Were you spying on us?

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Posted by naughty_me May 15, 2006

dat was funny

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Posted by timmycool May 25, 2006

that is a wicked one!!

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Posted by girliepie Jun 03, 2006

That was really funny! Thank you for your comment on one of my jokes, you were the only person that didn't write anything mean! Your comment is the only one that actually helped me! :

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Posted by irishflower Jun 06, 2006

hahahaha-sorry can't hahahaha- stop laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL MARIGOLD

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Posted by Jokester Mar 02, 2008

They might forget haw to read!

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