You Might be a Redneck If...

Joke ID#5980
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Submitted Bysugar
Corrected By silly_goose
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You might be a redneck if you list your dog or cat as a dependent on your taxes.
You might be a redneck if you have never been on a main road.
You might be a redneck if you drive a minivan to the prom.
You might be a redneck if the most expensive jewelery you have came from Dollar General.

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Posted by sugar May 01, 2005

Come on you guys, you have to tell me what you think and how I can improve my jokes. Any suggestions????

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Posted by juggleboy502 May 12, 2005

you could space it out a little, just so its easier to read, also, number them instead of just putting it in lines together. i hope that helps ya

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Posted by tsurt Jun 20, 2005

Try and make sure that the jokes you submit aren't duplicates of others on this site. Although not all of these are duplicates, there are some which can already be found. Hope that helps!

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