Now How Can I Answer That?


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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?




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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 09, 2005

haha, these are good!!!

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Posted by anetan2005 Jan 04, 2006

hilarious!!

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Posted by celanba Mar 18, 2006

Dupe

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Posted by Shastaki Sep 11, 2006

This was duped off another one. The other one was better, too.

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 13, 2006

this is the original

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Posted by hotchick_802 Dec 16, 2006

its soooooo damn funny and hilarious!!!

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Posted by Battery Dec 16, 2006

dupe of #105

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Posted by Jokester Jun 14, 2008

You can commit suicide without succeding.

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