Bush's Speech on Shakespeare


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Joke ID#5934
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Bykitty_08540
Corrected By Celanba
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Good Ev'nin America! I, George Dubya Bush, confess that I wrote the Shakespeare plays. First of all, I'm very intellentifull. I didn't mean to confusinate you, but I'm just that smart. Do not misunderestimate me because I can't prononunce n-n-n-uclar -you know what I mean. Shakespeare was in my axis of evil, so I wrote the plays. I mean, who would write plays like "A Homedy of Terrors, Nothing to Say about Something, The Naming of my Poo, Porklet, and A Late Winter's Ice Cream?" I must also give credit to my Secretary of State, Donald Rumpelstiltskin for playing an interceptun on my fumble.




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Posted by shimmermaid May 30, 2005

NO, ive got nothing against bush at all, but the whole accent/pronunciation thing was hilarious.

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Posted by schatzy228 Mar 01, 2006

I AM A REPUBLICAN AND THIS IS VERY FUNNY, AND DESERVES A MUCH HIGHER RATING!!!

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Posted by DennysGirl Nov 29, 2006

HE DIDN'T WIN THE ELECTIONS. THE WHOLE THING WAS RIGGED.

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