Drinking to Ireland

Joke ID#593
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Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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A drunk man stumbles into the bar to the only other customer and asks if the man would buy him a drink.
The second man says yes.
They have a drink, and the first man decides to fill the quiet gap.
He asks, "So where you from?"
The second man replies, "Ireland."
The first man says, "WOW! Me too. Let's drink to Ireland."
They drink and the second man says, "So what part of Ireland ya from?"
The first man says, "Dublin. So...what school did you go to?"
The second man says, "St. Sebastians. Graduated in 1969."
The first man astonished says, "ME TOO! Damn, what a coincidence."
Just then a regular comes in the bar and asks the bartender what's going on.
The bartender replies, "Nothin' much. The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

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Posted by marymary Apr 23, 2003

haha that was really funny!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cartwheelmac Jan 04, 2006

That was very funny! Ha HA!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by brain_dead Jan 04, 2006

hilarious. great joke. keep up the good work

Comment score: 4  

Posted by shimmermaid Jan 16, 2006

It was funny, but you didn't need that cuss word in there.

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Posted by Drunky Jan 24, 2006

Damn isnt exactly a cuss word...

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