Banta Singh's PhD Thesis


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Banta Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes, and decided to do his PhD. Banta was looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis when he saw a cockroach. Banta placed the cockroach on the table and cuts one of its leg. Then he said "Walk". The cockroach moves forward. Then Banta cut its second leg and commanded "Walk". The cockroach manages to moves forward. Then Banta cut its third leg and commanded "Walk". The cockroach manages to wriggle forward on one leg. Finally Banta cut its fourth leg and said "Walk". The poor cockroach could not move and lay helplessly on the table. He repeats the same with over 1000 cockroaches. He finds that the results in all his experiments match. Banta is jubilant.

"Now," says Banta "My thesis is ready!" and proceeds to write it:

"When you cut four legs of a cockroach, it becomes deaf."




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Posted by thegermangemini Apr 25, 2005

Um, cockroaches have six legs...

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Posted by maria_08540 May 06, 2005

Yeah, but if only two are left they can't move.

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Posted by Animeladd May 07, 2005

Haha I've heard this a long time ago, still funny though

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Posted by Avril_lavigne Jul 10, 2005

this would be a good blonde joke

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Posted by schatzy228 Jan 04, 2006

dupe

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