Addicted To Video Games?

Joke ID#5889
Funny (2.19)
Rating (0.92)
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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By schatzy228
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You Know You're Addicted to Video Games When...

1.) Your wife tells you that you are, and your two kids; Mario, and Sonic; agree with her.

2.) Whenever something bad happens, you reach for the pause button.

3.) You can microwave and eat a pizza using only your feet.

4.) You've spent so much time playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 -- you actually taught youself how to skateboard.

5.) You've worn out the buttons in the elevator of your apartment.

6.) The only joystick you play with anymore is plugged in to your Xbox.

7.) You've decided you won't go outside anymore due to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low playability.'

8.) You've moved your PS2 into the bathroom -- just in case you make it to the next level on Vice City.

9.) Your hands are so gnarled from gripping the controller, you can't even tie your shoes.

10.) You ask your doctor how many lives you have left.

11.) You actually get these jokes and tell them to other friends who are addicted to video games!

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Posted by funnydude Jun 17, 2005

haha, i like # 7 best!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Battery Nov 28, 2008

I liked #7 and #10

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