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Joke ID#5881
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Submitted ByFrostedTangerine
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These are phrases found on funny T-shirts:

*(camoflauge) Ha! Now you can't see me!
* He did it -->
*The leprechauns are after my stash.
*I do what the voices tell me to do...
*Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?
*See no homework, Speak no homework, Hear no homework, DO NO HOMEWORK.
*I bet you were an ugly baby.
*(Picture of Simpsons on it) I see dumb people...
*I didn't do it.
*(Scribbles all over it) Don't drink and draw.
*(Picture of skunk) Silent but deadly...
*He farted -->
*(Picture of gas station) I have gas!
*(Squirrels) Protect your nuts.
*I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
*Help! I talk too much!
*(Upside down) If you can read this, please send me back to the bar...
*The closest I got to an 86% average in college was my alcohol blood level.
*My parents think I'm in school
*My girlfriend thinks I'm out of town
*FOR SALE
*(Big smilie) I'm no longer a danger to society!




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Posted by ballerina2293 Aug 15, 2005

funny! here's one i saw (pink shirt) keep laughing this is your girlfriends shirt good joke

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 27, 2006

Here are two others: (pink shirt) Only tough guys wear pink. (pink shirt) All my other shirts were dirty.

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Posted by enderofgames Jun 11, 2007

I have the first one on there, as well aas few of my friends. You'd be surprised how many people have to think before they get the simple "Ha! You can't see me!"

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