The Best Way to Pray

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A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.

"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor."

The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."

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Posted by lemonie Apr 22, 2005


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Posted by darthforman Apr 24, 2005

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Posted by gamegirl Apr 30, 2005

everywhere, every way, let us pray

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Posted by alissa3210 May 26, 2005


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Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 01, 2005

really funny

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Posted by coolhndsme May 21, 2006

very funny

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