Who's On First For the Next Generation!

Joke ID#5679
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Submitted Bytaiya2
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

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Posted by mnmork2 Apr 06, 2005

Very good take off on the 'Who's on First' jokes!!

Comment score: 10  

Posted by Bunnyman123 Apr 08, 2005

Great Joke

Comment score: 3  

Posted by juggleboy502 Apr 15, 2005

BEST joke on this site! and that is definitely saying something

Comment score: 3  

Posted by professor91210 May 30, 2005

i lovev this joke!!! It has BUsh written all over it!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by bigSWAFF_69_ May 31, 2005

ok, Taiya2, wut do u have against me? ok, im new, and i submitted a few duplicates SO WHAT, u prolly actually got points off them by reporting them. But u should at least have enough decensy as a human to not go threw all my jokes, and rate them as low as possible, cuz' i know u did. And you prolly got your sweet little friends to do the same. If u hav a problem with me, tell me, dont take ur "rage" out on stupid things, just tell me wut u hate about me.

Comment score: 10  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 10, 2005

thank you, big swaff! alotta people vote people's jokes bad or good because of WHO submitted them, not how funny they are... thats the problem with the website. people needta be more honest

Comment score: 8  

Posted by imlaughin Aug 04, 2005

Very good and I agree, a very good take off of whos on first, and NE1 who likes bush, isnt paying enough attention to wat is going on!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

I missed what was going on with Swaff and Taiya2, but i liked this joke. It is a good point not to rate things differently just because of WHO submitted it tho. Let's remember what this is for, please.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kayleeskitties Sep 15, 2005

Great joke. Reminds me of a skit on Animaniacs I saw years ago. Great joke!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mellew Dec 20, 2006

great joke. but about bush~ i dont like him but he is a whole lot better than kerry would have been. at least bush knows what he wants whether its best or not. he makes alot of bad decisions but who doesnt && its amazing how every1 who can run this country sits on a comp or works in a barbershop, isnt it???

Comment score: 0  

Posted by brain_dead Apr 05, 2007

thats confusing but really awesome.

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