THREE TEXAS SURGEONS


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Joke ID#5641
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Submitted Bytaiya2
Corrected By Celanba
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing: a young man lost both arms and legs in an accident; I reattached them, and two years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."




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Posted by putzz7993 Apr 07, 2005

loved it

Comment score: 0  

Posted by kitty_08540 Apr 23, 2005

Most political jokes are against Bush, which I like.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Obi-wan_Kenobi Jul 06, 2005

I've heard that one before, but its still good!

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Posted by dishwashergurrl Jul 11, 2005

My grandpa told my mom that joke and she told it to me and I laughed for hours

Comment score: 6  

Posted by phsyco Aug 25, 2005

I like that all the people who didn't i guest u are all REDNECKS.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Legodood Sep 04, 2005

This is soooooo true!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Sep 19, 2005

BUSH SUCKS!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by seandidy Oct 24, 2005

I liked it,and the rest of you should stay on topic.

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Posted by idiot_genius May 27, 2006

So some of us don't like bush, but what does it matter? we all have opinions. u republicans make kerry jokes and i laugh at them, all though personally, i don't like bush OR kerry.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Pink Jun 06, 2007

I didnt really believe it, I thought you Americans were just pretending to like him from patriotism, but some of you idiots actually think that the man thats putting your country in huge debt and whos dumber than a bag of rocks is suitable for the job! You actually think hes *gasp* a good leader! A stuffed gerbil could run the country better, and with less embarassment!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Pink Jun 06, 2007

Very good joke, keep em coming!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by FemmeFatale Jun 28, 2007

love it great joke BUSH SUCKS and if Bill Clinton could run for Prez again i would totally vote for him he might have gotten a biu=freaky wit h that girl but BUSH is sendin the entire country down the drain

Comment score: 1  

Posted by BBKatsu Dec 04, 2007

You should see him doing speech without an autocue! Its hilarious. Type it in on youtube.

Comment score: 2  

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