Dog Funeral

Joke ID#5612
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Submitted ByPhaedorna
Corrected By boodler
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for his company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church, but there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away, Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic?"

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Posted by anchmike Mar 30, 2005


Comment score: 5  

Posted by Phaedorna May 13, 2005

I have looked everywhere for this joke since you posted it was a dupe. I can't find it could you tell me what it is a dupe of?

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 21, 2005

im confuzed

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Posted by lyris Apr 24, 2006

Don't be so sure.. it could be that the so called dupe was the dupe of this one, reported, and deleted...

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