Blonde Joke

Joke ID#560
Funny (3.09)
Rating (0.7)
Submitted Bymorrigan
Corrected By newf
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A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly silence transcends the bar.

In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a
pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man pauses to think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Posted by DaGreatCowfucius Aug 09, 2004

Man... You know he lost his pride and joy after that

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Posted by scouttrooper Jul 12, 2005

Wow. Poor old man... Anyway, good joke.

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Posted by Sarah5225766 Jul 14, 2005

haha, that's some quick thinking

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Posted by imlaughin Jul 31, 2005

i read this joke somewhere else. its still funny though.

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Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 01, 2005


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Posted by undercover_joker May 05, 2006

I dont know what a lesbian bar had to do with it all

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Posted by choirangel06 May 10, 2006

the misconception that only a lesbian bar could be full of butch women. ;)

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