Cat Calls


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Joke ID#56
Funny (2.32)
Rating (2.21)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By boodler
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A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady.

"Yes, it is," replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"

"Well, sort of," said the elderly lady, "There's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating, and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"

There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone."

"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?"

"Well, it should," said the vet, "It stopped ME!"



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Posted by bigdog0316 Jan 12, 2005

somebody must give me the punch line please.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by silvermoonisis Apr 01, 2005

bigdog, the vet is saying that the old lady interrupted him while he was doing the same thing as the cats on the roof...think about it and see if it makes sense now

Comment score: 3  

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