The Doctor's Office

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Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results.

The lab tech says to her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been a big mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked.

"Well, one has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned Mrs. Ward.

"Normally, yes.But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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Posted by rocklover5592 May 25, 2005

oh my gosh catchy good joke

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 13, 2005

nice joke!

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Posted by sophia7 Jun 17, 2005

i dont get it.....

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Posted by hamburger Jun 19, 2005

You dont get it? If he has alzheimers, he wont find his way home, if he does, that means he has AIDS

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Posted by tjm531 Jun 19, 2005

and then what's so funny about having AIDS?

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Posted by izzy1998 Feb 12, 2010

it means he cheated on her

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