1+1? That's Hard!


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Joke ID#5541
Funny (2.54)
Rating (0.78)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Bysimplicity
Corrected By DennysGirl
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It was the first day of school for little Jimmy. The teacher asked him, "What's 1+1?"
Jimmy replied, "3". The teacher said, "You go back home and ask your family what the answer is."

So, little Jimmy goes back home. He asks his father, who was having a conversation with his friend, "Daddy, what's 1+1?" The father replied impatiently, "Shut up!" So, little Jimmy asks his mother, "Mommy, what's 1+1?"
His mother, who was watching a show about George Bush on TV, carelessly responded, "George Bush."

Then Jimmy goes to his sister, "What's 1+1?" The sister was having a hot bath and she replied, "Oooohhhh, aahhhh".

Finally, Jimmy sees his brother, "What's 1+1?" he asked. Jimmy's brother was just going out with his girlfriend and he said, "let's go, darling."

So the next day, the teacher asks Jimmy, "What's 1+1?"
Jimmy replies, "Shut up!"
The teacher was outraged and asked angrily, "Who do you think you are?!"
Jimmy said, "George Bush."
Furious, the teacher hit Jimmy. Jimmy exclaimed, "Oooohhh, ahhhh".
"That's it!" The teacher shouted, "You are going to the headmaster!"
Jimmy said, "Let's go, darling."




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Posted by adamg2 Mar 26, 2005

HILARIOUS!

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Posted by simplicity Apr 05, 2005

Thanks!

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Posted by suthrnbabe03 May 01, 2005

HAHAHA! That is HILARIOUS!!!!!! Great Joke!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by suthrnbabe03 May 01, 2005

HAHAHA! That is HILARIOUS!!!!!! Great Joke!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by funnydude Jun 18, 2005

lol, funny :p

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