Paper-Eating Dog

Joke ID#5537
Funny (2.26)
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Submitted ByMNMork2
Corrected By taran083
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A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to give one to my minister."

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Posted by lele Mar 25, 2005

either I don't understand the jok or it makes me upset b/c it don't seems a jok

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Posted by juggleboy502 Apr 21, 2005

lele, u probably shouldn't be on this website (just some advice, but u do not spell the word JOKE like jok)

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Posted by darthforman Apr 24, 2005

I liked the joke. I thought it was funny. I've emailed it to my friends.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by erniedingus Aug 21, 2005

if it wrks wid h/w y not 4 da sermon!!! but y did u rite da title 3 times????

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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 19, 2005

ive heard it before but maybe it was from u idk

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