Guardian Angel

Joke ID#5505
Funny (2.52)
Rating (0.89)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bysiva_5star
Corrected By Celanba
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A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. He was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked, "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "Then where the hell were
you when I got married?"

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Posted by brain_dead Jan 01, 2006

loved it, going straight ot my favs

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