Joke ID#5499
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Submitted Bysiva_5star
Corrected By linz2229
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one
hand and four apples and three oranges in the other
hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an
elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problems , He sleeps at night.

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