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Joke ID#544
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CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bypinkibili
Corrected By enderofgames
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51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

A: An interpreter.

52. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A: A mental block.

53. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?

A1: Blow in her ear.

A2: Buy her another beer.

54. Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

55. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?

A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

56. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

A1: Introduces herself.

A2: Walks home.

57. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

58. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

59 Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A: A thought.

60. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

61. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?

A: She didn't know what ONE came first...

62 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole?

A: Divorced.



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