Things Your Mom Would Never Say To You


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Joke ID#5417
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1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

3.Let me smell that shirt-don't worry, its good for another week.

4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed him and walk him every day.

5.That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.

6.Why don't you hitchhike? It would be totally cheaper.

7.The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

8.Don't clean your room often; It makes the rest of the house look bad.

9.Can I borrow your new speed-metal CDs?

10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure out what to do.




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Posted by Queeny05 Mar 09, 2005

your right i wish they would say stuff like that

Comment score: 3  

Posted by kitty_08540 Apr 23, 2005

My mother has actually said that first ting to me.

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Posted by scouttrooper May 01, 2005

You must have a nice mom.

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Posted by Animeladd May 01, 2005

Lol Yup thats definitely unlike my mom hehe ^_~

Comment score: 1  

Posted by maria_08540 May 02, 2005

I'm kitty_08540's sister. Our mom is one of the meanest people i know.

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Posted by verdah Aug 10, 2005

I wish mine did...

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 30, 2005

Sigh...so true! Good joke!

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Posted by mj1321 Jun 23, 2011

That discribes my dream mom!

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Posted by mj1321 Jun 23, 2011

That discribes my dream mom!

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Posted by mj1321 Jun 23, 2011

That discribes my dream mom!

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