Revenge For Blondes


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Joke ID#540
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Rating (0.9)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bypinkibili
Corrected By boodler
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Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
-It doesn't show the dirt

Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
-Fisher-Price.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
-The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
-It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
-It matches their mustache.

Why is the color brunette considered evil?
-When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
-Check her for a pulse.

What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
-A brunette rabbit

What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
-"What part of 'yes' do you not understand?"

Why did God create brunettes?
-So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
-The invitation.

Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
-From their underarms.

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
-Gay, married, or a hostage.

How did Revlon come up with its brunette hair color?
-By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
-Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
-Startled.




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Posted by Magic_Heiress Jun 11, 2005

Hello????!!!!!!! SOME people are brunettes around here. That is soooo offensive. 99% of the things you say aren't true.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 11, 2005

Oh thanks god someone is talking about brunettes instead of blondes!! I know so many more dumb brunettes than blondes! Nice job and keep it up!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by smartie_pants Jul 05, 2005

Im a brunette, and i dont find those jokes offensive. You people who do have problems. Lots of bruntettes make blond jokes, and im one of them, but i dont get offened by these. I thought they were funny!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by silly_goose Oct 06, 2005

OUCH! But soooo hilarious. BTW, I'm a brunette, and proud of it!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mathlover639 Nov 23, 2005

i'm half brunette and half blonde, and i don't get offended by any of the jokes on this site

Comment score: 1  

Posted by lyris Apr 28, 2006

You know what you are? Someone who likes to laugh at others but anything against them happens to be extremely offensive. Have you seen some of the blond jokes? And you call this offensive...? ...... Anyway, LOVE the jokes. Good to have some non-blond jokes once in a while. *adds to favorites collection* ..... you know, I need to clean that out sometime. LOL

Comment score: 2  

Posted by lyris Apr 28, 2006

And just so you know, some of the smartest people I know happen to be blond. 99% of those jokes aren't true either, but that doesn't mean every blond who comes across one of them has to be offended. It's a joke. Get over it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by deepsea Jun 20, 2006

magic, my hair is right between blond and brunnette and i find both jokes very funny lighten up

Comment score: -1  

Posted by flamehead Dec 23, 2006

hey Magic_Heiress if u r offended by these jokes how do u think blonds feel when we joke about them? You are bascially proving thier point. way to go.

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