The Tao of Homer

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Corrected By Celanba
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Feeling lost and adrift? Gain inner peace by learning the way of the Homer Simpson...
Here are some Homeric jewels to live by:

"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of the bottle. They're on TV.

"What's the point of going out? We're just going to end up back here anyway."

"Trying is the first step toward failure."

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."

"Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"The three little sentences that will get you through life. No. 1: Cover for me. No. 2: Oh, good idea, boss. No. 3: It was like that when I got here.

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Posted by ha-ha-hee-hee Mar 24, 2005

i've heard these HOMERIC JEWELS from the simpson.... still funny....

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Posted by buttons Sep 15, 2005

LOL. I love the one about the donuts

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 30, 2005

The last one is the best. Excellent quotes!

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Posted by Shastaki Sep 01, 2006

The Simpsons are where they came from, ha-ha-hee-hee.

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