Lawyer and a Czech


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Joke ID#533
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Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By Fathead
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A lawyer had just rented a cabin up north and was planning to do some hunting. So he goes up and finds that he has a neighbor. The neighbor is from Czechoslovakia. They decide to go hunting together and become good friends. While they camped out during the night 2 bears, a male and a female, attacked them. The lawyer just managed to get away. He stole a glance back and saw his Czechoslovakian friend get eaten whole by the male bear.

The lawyer runs to the police and tells them to come and hurry and bring some tranquilizer guns. They run up into the woods where their camp was and they stumble across the 2 bears sleeping.

The police say, "Which bear ate your friend?"

The lawyer says, "The male bear. That one!" And points to the one on the right.

The police immediately shoot the female bear and the male bear wakes up and runs off unharmed.

The lawyer screams, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? I SAID HE WAS IN THE MALE BEAR!"

The police calmly said, "Would you believe a lawyer who said the Czech was in the male?"




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Posted by maria_08540 Apr 07, 2005

i don't get it

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Posted by maria_08540 Apr 07, 2005

i don't get it

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Posted by tsurt Sep 22, 2005

The last line is a pun: "... the cheque was in the mail."

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Posted by tsurt Sep 22, 2005

The last line is a pun: "... the cheque was in the mail."

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Posted by buttons Sep 22, 2005

Clever. I like it

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 22, 2005

Hahaha....such a clever pun!

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