Sound Advice

Joke ID#53
Funny (3.01)
Rating (1.51)
Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By boodler
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The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand." The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' 'I understand,' and 'how did you feel about that?'"

The new priest says those things, trying them out.
The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying 'No shit! What happened next?'"

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Posted by Bobbrt Apr 28, 2003

Love it!

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Posted by tissue Jan 15, 2004

Lol, a good one to be sure.

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Posted by funnydude Jun 17, 2005

lol, funny!

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Posted by buttons Jun 20, 2005

Very funny

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Posted by dsquared Jun 21, 2005

Cool... thanks

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Posted by SweetTooth1479 Jul 15, 2005

loved it!

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