Haunted House

Joke ID#5292
Funny (1.01)
Rating (0.74)
Submitted Bysweetpeao4o3
Corrected By schatzy228
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Once upon a time, there was a small family, with a little boy named Harry. They had just moved into a new home. It was tall, creaky, and just the place you would expect to be haunted. But, Harry did not believe in ghosts, or mummies, or witches or any of that stuff.
One day, his parents had to go to the store. They said,"Harry, if you need anything, just call us, or your neighbors." He replied,"I'll be fine." So they left, and Harry was alone. He went to his room, and started to read a book. But, he was interrupted by a little *raprap*. He went downstairs to see if someone was knocking on the door. There was no one there. He heard it again! *raprap* He went back to his room. He heard it again!!! *raprap* He went to the attic stairs door. This time, it was louder!!!! *RAPRAP* He opened the door. *RAPRAPRAP* it got louder and faster as he climbed the stairs. *RAPRAPRAPRAP* He opened the attic door, slowly and carefully, and he saw....

a box filled to the brim...


wrapping paper!

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Posted by tsurt Jun 20, 2005

OMG I heard this joke when I was about 6, and it scared me SO much, I couldn't sleep for weeks! I don't know why, but it was so freaky back then!

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