Have a First Child

Joke ID#5256
Funny (2.94)
Rating (0.61)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.

After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple was curious about what the stamp read, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.

In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

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Posted by wasfrogger Mar 04, 2005

I don't get it

Comment score: -1  

Posted by rac76 Mar 06, 2005

this was funny. it brought a smile to my face!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by ansh93 Mar 30, 2005

See, since before being preganent, the mothers stomach was tiny. When he stomach became bigger, it resulted the skin to stretch, causing the couple to be able to read the stamp.

Comment score: 8  

Posted by shimmermaid Sep 04, 2005


Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Mar 30, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 30, 2006


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Posted by agoodin Mar 30, 2006

very cute joke....good for at the least a chuckle

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Shastaki Aug 29, 2006

Nice! Cute and original! I like it!

Comment score: 1  

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