Republican Class

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Submitted ByKnightdog
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A teacher in California asked her class, "How many of you are Republicans?"

Everyone in the class raised their hands except for one girl. "Mary," the teacher inquired, "Why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Republican," she replied. "I'm a Democrat."

The teacher asked her, "Why are you a Democrat?"

And Mary said, "Well, my mother and my father are both Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too."

"Well," said the teacher in an annoyed tone, "That's no reason why you have to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your parents were both criminals?"

"Then," Mary said, "We'd be Republicans."

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Posted by taiya2 Feb 24, 2005


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Posted by knightdog Feb 26, 2005

Where's the second?

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jul 02, 2005

umm... no I did not say that. U must have misread one of my comments. I love our president and I am a proud republican

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Posted by Pink Oct 02, 2006

It was just a joke, it doesnt mean that shes anti-bush. I like dumb blonde jokes but that doesnt mean I hate blondes.

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