Circle Flies

Joke ID#5219
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByKnightdog
Corrected By boodler
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As governor, Bush got to act ceremonially as a state trooper for a day. While operating a speed trap, Bush pulled over a farmer. He lectured the farmer about his speed and the necessity of obeying laws made by his superiors, and in general threw his weight around. Finally, he got around to writing the ticket, and as he was doing so he kept swatting at some flies that kept buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some trouble with those circle flies there, are ya, sir?"

Bush stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well, yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer said, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of horses."

Bush said, "Oh," and went back to writing the ticket. After a minute, he stopped and slowly said, "Hey... wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"

The farmer said, "Oh, no, governor, I have too much respect for you to even think about calling you a horse's ass."
Grinning broadly, Bush says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

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Posted by scouttrooper Feb 24, 2005

HaHaHa! Good one!

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Posted by kitty_08540 Apr 23, 2005

Most political jokes ARE againt Bush. He deserves it.

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