Bush Visits a Classroom


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Submitted ByKnightdog
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President Bush was visiting a classroom where a teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the lesson clearer, he said, "Now, children, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run to my face."

"Yes, sir," one of the girls said.

"Then why is it," he continued, "that while I am standing upright the blood doesn't run to my feet?"

"Because your feet aren't empty," replied a boy in the back of the room.




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Posted by beethovenswig Apr 18, 2005

This joke makes no since. Kinda Confusing

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jul 06, 2005

Some people will do anything to make fun of bush, even if they are the ones being stupid

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Posted by hellokitty52493 Jul 15, 2005

I don't get it. Sorry!

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Posted by Majher Jul 21, 2005

Why did you even bother to put this one in?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by grim10 Jan 31, 2006

Ashleyrena, why do you even go on the politics sites if most of them make fun of Bush !? Great joke.

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Ashleyrena, why do you even go on the politics sites if most of them make fun of Bush !? Great joke.

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