Cowboy Riding Into Town


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Joke ID#517
Funny (3.34)
Rating (0.47)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bymorrigan
Corrected By Fathead
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HORSE?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HORSE AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled-up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."




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Posted by coolhndsme Jul 07, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by wagner_cmw Jul 07, 2006

Really liked it good job

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Math_freak Jul 07, 2006

Partner, your joke was funny!

Comment score: 3  

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