You Know It's Time To Diet When....

Joke ID#5155
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Submitted Byhottie69
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+ You dance and it makes the band skip.

+ You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

+ You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

+ Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

+ You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

+ You could sell shade.

+ Your blood type is Ragu.

+ You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 15, 2005

to those who didn't like it, that's your opinion, and some things should be kept to THEMSLVES!! by the way, good joke!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by knightdog Feb 21, 2005

I agree with purplepineapple. And that was a good joke.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by annie9698 Feb 24, 2005

Absolutely Hilarious!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bunnyman123 Apr 15, 2005

yeah leo keep it to yourself and that was a good joke leo is just ignorant

Comment score: -1  

Posted by sailor4370 Sep 05, 2005

whoever leo is he rocks and this joke is horrible

Comment score: 2  

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