Do You Believe in Me?

Joke ID#5127
Funny (1.7)
Rating (0.69)
Submitted Bytaiya2
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(80 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

With so much turmoil in the world, God decided to pay a visit to earth to check things out. He strolled into a bar and approached the first man he saw. "If you believe in me enough to give me $50," he said, "I will grant you eternal life."

"Sorry, I'm an atheist," the fellow replied, "and have never believed in God."

God walked up to another man and made the same offer. "Well, I'm an agnostic and not really sure if I believe in you or not," the guy said, "but here's 50 bucks, just in case."

As the Lord turned away, a third man ran up to him. "I'm Pat Robertson and don't really care if you're God or not," he said excitedly. "Just teach me the trick you did with the agnostic and I'll give you $100."

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by biteme Apr 09, 2005

oh lighten up. Have your read the bible. God played his own jokes on people. Not all good either.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Celanba Apr 09, 2006

Why would god want money?

Comment score: 2  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?