Blonde Mail Call


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Joke ID#505
Funny (2.96)
Rating (0.67)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bymorrigan
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A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"





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Posted by juggleboy502 Mar 23, 2005

i love this one!!! i cant stop laughing!!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Animeladd May 01, 2005

LMAO! This is my favorite joke, I've heard it before and I have never read anything funnier! ^_~

Comment score: 5  

Posted by darthforman May 24, 2005

lol good one

Comment score: 5  

Posted by funnydude Jun 17, 2005

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

I think that's an exaggeration...it can't be the oldest blond joke ever, because we haven't have email that long....Great joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

oh listen to me..."haven't have"...haven't had...sorry...i know ill get a bad rating on this comment, but i had to correct myself...

Comment score: 5  

Posted by DanceSp5 Jul 01, 2006

Heard it and I have it on my account

Comment score: 1  

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