A Local Business was Looking For Office Help...

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Submitted ByMNMork2
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A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the part about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at him and said, "Meow."

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Posted by cutie17155 Jan 30, 2005

That joke is Hysterical

Comment score: 4  

Posted by karusho-san Mar 03, 2005

they hired a dog with typewriter and computer skills that also speaks cat as well as dog. roflmao!

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Posted by ansh93 Mar 09, 2005

Funniest joke on the site!!!!!!!

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Posted by hilo Mar 12, 2005

lol, very funny

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Posted by putzz7993 Mar 14, 2005

nice but the dog needs to work as a vet

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Posted by Roxygurl54 Apr 01, 2005

LOL very funny joke!

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Posted by Bunnyman123 Apr 08, 2005


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Posted by monkey_balls May 24, 2005

cute you should do one where the cat squeeks

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Posted by Summerchick158 Jun 11, 2005

A little weird but I laughed anyway... Its one of my favorites

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Posted by laxgal042 Jun 16, 2005


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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 19, 2005


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Posted by 2sandwoman Nov 28, 2005

So did he get the job?

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Posted by brain_dead Dec 09, 2006

i would have to say this is the best joke i have read all day. very good job

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Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007

haha funny

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Posted by Jokester Feb 08, 2008

HAHA!!! Loved it!

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