Tee Off

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Sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

4. Avoid a quick back swing.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Quiet please...while others are preparing to go.

10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done - Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

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Posted by ryanstoy91 Jan 15, 2005

Thats Hilarious!

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Posted by Drunky Jan 15, 2005

Excellent puzzler

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Posted by jonesy Jan 20, 2005

Good one!

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Posted by Newf Jan 20, 2005

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Posted by CrAZ4boyz Mar 13, 2005

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 15, 2005

that one made me laugh!

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