Blue Jay, Cardinal...

Joke ID#4958
Funny (1.2)
Rating (0.92)
Submitted Bylilhotty4394
Corrected By EnderofGames
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There were three girls and a genie on a mountain. There was a redhead, a brunette and a blonde. The only one who knew how to get off the mountain was the genie, but she offered the girls a wish to turn into birds and fly off.

"I want to be a blue jay so I can showoff my blue color in the sun." the redhead said to the genie. POOF! The bluejay landed off the mountain safely.

"I want to be a cardinal so I can go visit my friends in St. Louis." the brunette said. POOF! The cardinal landed safely off the mountain, too.

Then the blonde shouted "I want to be cuter than a bluejay and a cardinal! I want to be a penguin!"

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 24, 2006

This needs a little cleaning up...

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