CHRISTMAS


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Joke ID#4885
Funny (2.18)
Rating (1.46)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted ByGr8GiRL
Corrected By Battery
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Five days before Christmas, Santa was having a horrible day. And by horrible, I mean his wife was sick with the flu, 23 elfs called in sick, and nothing was getting done, so they were really behind schedule.

*Knock-Knock,* Santa heard, so he went to go open the door. There was an Angel carrying a christmas tree. "Where would you like me to put this?" asked the angel.

And that is why the Angel is put on top of the Christmas tree.




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Posted by marigold May 07, 2005

i don't get it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by imlaughin Sep 11, 2005

i dont get it either, y is it pg?

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Posted by Sarah5225766 Jan 14, 2006

it's saying that since santa was in a really really bad mood, when the angel brought the tree and asked "where should I put this?" santa replied "up your ass"

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