Three Men Go To Hell

Joke ID#4826
Funny (2)
Rating (1.51)
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Submitted ByJonesy
Corrected By boodler
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Three men die and go to hell. There is a white guy, a Polish guy, and a black guy. The devil makes a deal with the three men. He tells them if they can stand on his hand for 10 days without melting he will give them their lives back. So the three men agree to the deal and stand on his hand. After only 2 days the white guy melts and after the 4th day the Polish guy melts also. The devil thinks this is going to be a piece of cake. "Two down and one to go", he tells the black man. But after 10 days the black man is still standing strong. The devil asks him how this is possible and the man replies, "Chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hand."

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Posted by jonesy Mar 05, 2005

I'm sorry! I didn't mean for it to sound racist. It was just a joke I heard growing up as kid. Sorry for offending you!

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