You Just Might Be A Redneck If...


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Joke ID#4794
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Submitted ByMisty
Corrected By shiny_and_new
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You Just Might Be A Redneck If...

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
You dated one of your parents' current spouse in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.




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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Aug 27, 2005

just cuz u watch the nascar races dosnt mean u r a redneck

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 02, 2005

no but that comment tells me you are blond

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Dec 28, 2005

ummmmm... no, im not a blonde

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Posted by brandonlipb Mar 05, 2006

LOL THEY WERE THE BEST!!!! I HAVE A CALENDER OF THOSE JOKES!!!!

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