Biblical Theme Songs

Joke ID#4773
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Submitted ByMNMork2
Corrected By Fathead
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Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"
Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
Moses: "The Wanderer"
Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
Samson: "Hair"
Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"
Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"
The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"
Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"

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Posted by Nicky101 Dec 07, 2004

I don't know half these people !

Comment score: 11  

Posted by baseball_enzo Jan 28, 2006

this was stupid

Comment score: 10  

Posted by Sarah5225766 Jan 28, 2006

cartwheelmac--not everyone is christian and reads the bible though. but it's still a good teaser. great job MNMork2!

Comment score: 14  

Posted by honey_11 Jan 28, 2006


Comment score: 12  

Posted by SetMeFree721 Jul 18, 2006

haha i got some of em. those were funny

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