Naval Operations


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The following is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations:

#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

#2: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to south to avoid a collision.

#1: This is the captain of a U. S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

#1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE U. S. NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

#2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.





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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 04, 2005

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Posted by orange_syrup Aug 29, 2005

thats good stuff

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Posted by buttons Sep 12, 2005

Very good

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Posted by goosh Nov 05, 2005

hahaha, finally a good one!

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Posted by coolhndsme Jun 20, 2006

very funny

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Posted by funnygirl Jun 20, 2006

LOL This is one of the funniest ones I have ever read. It just tickled me senseless.

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Posted by elijah1234 Jun 20, 2006

GREAT

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 22, 2006

HAHA! Heard it a lot before, but it never gets less funny!

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