Why Didn't Cain Please God?


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Q: Why didn't Cain please God?

A: Because he just wasn't Able.




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Posted by ass_hole Jul 04, 2005

what do you mean? confused

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Latina_marisa Jul 04, 2005

funny!!!! for you who don't get it able was cains brother

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Posted by ass_hole Jul 05, 2005

brother? how do we know? it doesnt say. still confused

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ass_hole Jul 05, 2005

so wat dos it mean? one brother cant do something the other can? makes no sense

Comment score: 3  

Posted by orange_syrup Sep 19, 2005

its sort of like a play on words and i guess you wouldn't get it unless you new they were brothers

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Posted by ass_hole Feb 03, 2006

ok. i now know they are brothers. but then why can't i get it now? who cares if they are brothers?

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Posted by fauck Jul 24, 2006

what does this mean??

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Posted by Battery Jul 24, 2006

Cain and able were two brothers in the bible. Cain couldnt please god because he wasnt ABLE

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