New Born Babe

Joke ID#4652
Funny (1.87)
Rating (1.58)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byswarf
Corrected By boodler
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Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time and one turns to the other saying, "Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age; how do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe."

Rather amazed at this reply, Slim's co-worker repeats his statement back in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe?"

"Yup," grins Slim, "No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants."

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Posted by knightdog Feb 22, 2005

Me too! Oops! That wasn't me. It was my cat.

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