Her Late Husband

Joke ID#4566
Funny (2.75)
Rating (1.38)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByPink
Corrected By boodler
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A woman, who had just been married to a gambling man, had learned upon marrying him that he always came home well after midnight.

She didn't like this one bit, and no amount of reasoning with him would make him miss a night out with the guys, so every night for a week she would stay up till he came home, and when she heard him enter the house she would call out:

"Is that you, Ben?"

She did this for a week, and then he started coming home promptly at 7:00 every night. Why, you might ask?

His name was Jacob.

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Posted by sissy245 Nov 12, 2004

perfect joke!

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Posted by pink Nov 16, 2004

thank you, thank you very much!

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Posted by scouttrooper Mar 29, 2005


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Posted by Fathead Sep 19, 2011

Not bad! But the title confuses me: "late" sounds like "deceased"; I prefer "Her Tardy Husband", or, "Her Husband was Late".

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Posted by catgalnineteen Oct 13, 2011

totally tardy husband plezz?

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