Bad Diarrhea

Joke ID#4522
Funny (1.2)
Rating (2.11)
Submitted Byhhottie497
Corrected By knightdog
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I slide to first.
I feel like I'm going to burst.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I slide to two.
My pants are filled with goo.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I slide to third.
I dropped a runny turd.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I slide to home.
My pants are filled with foam.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
First its in the pants, then its on the floor.
I make a 20 yard dash to the bathroom door.
Some people think its funny.
Its coming out back runny.
Well, diarrhea.

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Posted by hhottie497 Sep 03, 2004

man i dont feel to good after reading this

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Posted by charmedpiper Sep 04, 2004


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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 16, 2005

~LOL~! i liked this one! so true, unfortunately!

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Posted by erniedingus Sep 14, 2005

maybe i'll eat later good joke!!

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Posted by oksana Mar 28, 2006

i dont feel very well

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